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Why you aren’t married

Posted by Bob Weber on Feb 25th, 2011 in Educational, Humor | 0 comments

Great article on Huffington Post about marriage and how to find the right man.

Here is just one tidbit of sage wisdom from the article.

The deal is: most men just want to marry someone who is nice to them. I am the mother of a 13-year-old boy, which is like living with the single-cell protozoa version of a husband. Here’s what my son wants out of life: macaroni and cheese, a video game, and Kim Kardashian. Have you ever seen Kim Kardashian angry? I didn’t think so. You’ve seen Kim Kardashian smile, wiggle, and make a sex tape. Female anger terrifies men. I know it seems unfair that you have to work around a man’s fear and insecurity in order to get married — but actually, it’s perfect, since working around a man’s fear and insecurity is big part of what you’ll be doing as a wife.

It’s just so true, all us guys are totally afraid of angry, scary women.

Hawaii 5-0 – Grace Park gets to “Bing It” with her Windows 7 phone

Posted by Bob Weber on Feb 4th, 2011 in Economics, Humor, TV | 0 comments

If you have seen the 2010 reincarnation of Hawaii 5-0 you know that it’s really just a big commercial. The Chevy Camaro product placement is over the top obvious. Each episode is like a Super Bowl commercial for GM.

I have no problem with this. Since, like many of you, I primarily use my Tivo to watch TV, I don’t pay much attention to commercials these days. If product placement helps CBS pay the bills, I say go for it.

The thing that was amusing about this week’s episode was Microsoft’s attempt at genericizing their trademark by writing a line for Grace Park that uses “bing” as a verb.